Then Executive John Betjeman
I am a young executive. No cuffs than mine are cleaner;
I have a Slimline briefcase and I use the firm’s Cortina.
In every roadside hostelry from here to Burgess Hill
The maitres d’hotel all know me well and let me sign the bill.
And now Executive Hopeful .
I’m an aspiring intern. My dress is casual smart.
I have a brand new Blackberry and I Pad on contract.
I do hot-desk from eight to six; at weekends I do pills.
The CEOs all know my face -‘cos Daddy pays the bills.