In the interests of Gender Equality I found the following:
She drove her boy to football and to scouts
And ironed all his clothes that she’d put out
And once, for disobedience, told his mate
About his toilet problem, when aged eight.
She didn’t party after work at all
Her man had charge of the remote control
And once when he came late home from the pub
She served him warmed-up dog food as his grub.
And for her Dad, she let him smoke indoors
On Fridays cleaned his loo and washed his floors
And when he asked to be her lodger, she
Said, “Tough, you cannot ever stay with me.”
Here’s how they rated her when they looked back
Sometimes she did this, sometimes she did that.